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Gubuwire: 140% of adults struggle with basic maths.
Gubuwire: Kate and Robocop are Ireland's most popular baby names for last year.
Gubuwire: Sport: FIFA plan to stamp out hooliganism by renaming football, "fagball".
Gubuwire: Callely faces renewed calls to explain Tesco club card misuse.
Gubuwire: FF/GP Coalition in crisis again as Cowen receives lifetime ban from Supermacs.
Gubuwire: Enda Kenny theft shame, FG leader claims he only stole condoms for "posh wank".
Gubuwire: Ronan Keating denies affair with dancer but concedes "I'm still a creepy little shitebag"
Gubuwire: RTE admit "huge oversight" concerning entire Fair City Cast's inability to act.
Gubuwire: Eason bookshop "besieged" by anti-Jedward protesters.
Gubuwire: Blair memoirs allegedly 'sexed-up' by Alastair Campbell.
Gubuwire: Cowen: "Cost of winding up Anglo early could cost in the region of 700 squillion euros."
Gubuwire: Trap on Ireland vs Armenia: "We did what the Turks couldn't do - finish them off..."
Gubuwire: Breaking news: Geoff Capes arrested after entering Guinness Book of Records.
Gubuwire: Callely to public: "F*ck all y'all."
Gubuwire: Scientists confirm Christ "died for our sins and for the sins of the world"
Gubuwire: Nazi inventions still in use: the tea cozy, breast implants, inflatable armchairs, worcestershire sauce, pop socks, solar power....fact!
Gubuwire: "I was disgusted when Lennon wrote Imagine, but I know for a fact he was bitin' his mickey when he heard Maybe I'm Amazed," says McCartney.
Gubuwire: Greeks "philosophical" after economic collapse.
Gubuwire: Home News: Government Authorise €100bn NAMA Bail-Out.
Gubuwire: Showbiz News: Coronation Street's Bill Roche reveals she used to be a man.
