Proprietor’s Potential Prosecution Pending Police Pimp Probe
Posted on | July 24, 2008
Ben ‘Pimp Daddy’ Dunne
Gardaí are today questioning businessman and possible future MEP Ben Dunne about his involvement in a chain of highly successful high class prostitution rings and people trafficking operation.
An unnamed Garda source has revealed that Westpoint and Carlisle health and fitness gyms are actually massage parlours in which members subscribe each year and are then allowed free reign of the extensive “facilities”.
At least 150 “fitness attendants”, mainly from Eastern Europe and China, have been taken into custody.
It is also believed that Mr Dunne famous catch phrase, “If Dunne can’t do it, it can’t be done!”, rang true for most of these women. Early reports say that he himself “tested” the credentials of each of the women and those who failed were sent to other less established bordellos like Lapello and the now defunct Stringfellows.
“If you couldn’t keep his interest for more than two minutes you were sent away,” said Angelina Destrova. “It was a difficult task because he’s such a fat bastard. Having his flabby sweaty body near you was enough to make most of us puke but we need the money. When he was climaxing he would cry out ‘If Dunne hasn’t done it, it can’t be done’.”
Another former employee recalls: “He had some strange fetishes. I mean lots of guys have snorted cocaine off my tits but he liked to do it when there were other guys watching and masturbating! It really got him off. He used to joke ‘If Dunne hasn’t been arrested snorting cocaine off her tits, she won’t be done!’”
It is also believed that on several occasions he humiliated these girls by getting them to dress up in a Dunnes stores uniform and pretend they were Margaret Heffernan.
Olga Damineshki explains the intricacies of working in Bens brothels:“We had a whole new language that we had to learn. He joked it was just like working as a checkout girl and having to remember all the PLU codes for the different items.
“For example a ‘rowing machine’ was a full body massage followed by hand relief on the client, a ‘treadmill’ was doggy style, when the client wanted to go on the ‘inversion equipment’ that meant woman on top. ‘Exercise bike’ was the missionary position, the ‘cross trainer’ was a threesome with either two bisexual men or women depending on the orientation of the client.”
Leading the investigation was Superintendent Peter Kavanagh: “It appears that Mr Dunne been involved in some rather predatory behaviour as regards these women which he shipped over here like a St Bernard pull-over. They believed they were coming to a new life in Ireland but instead he used them for malicious and desperate ends. But for the ones he didn’t want he used his 30 day money back guarantee.”
All those who are affected by this incident should contact Gardaí and the newly established ‘Been Done By Ben Dunne’ support group at 01-6162040.
