KKK Now Lynching ‘Socialists’
Posted on | July 27, 2010
Klansmen warn about the ‘socialist’ danger to America
Right wing organisation the Ku Klux Klan is to launch a new lynching campaign in the US, this time targeting what it describes as “uppity socialists”.
The campaign was announced today via video message on the KKK website. An anonymous Klansman delivered the message to camera flanked by two associates, all of whom were dressed in the group’s trademark white robes and hood.
“Ever since the godless socialist Barack Obama fraudulently seized the White House in 2008, he and his kind now think the United States of America is theirs to rule as they see fit.
“Well we’re not gonna stand idly by and let a bunch of cotton-pickin’ commies take our great nation away from us. No siree bob.”
This will be the Klan’s first nationwide lynching program since their violent opposition to the Civil Rights movement of the 1960s. However, this time around they say black people are not their target, instead they aim to deal with “our nation’s socialist problem”.
The spokesman goes on to urge all Klan members and supporters to take up arms and ropes “immediately” as there is “little time to lose”.
“The longer we sit back and do nothing the more time they have to corrupt our country in their image – for instance, replace the red, white and blue with a red, black and blue; or scrap the national anthem in favour of a vulgar rap song. This is what is at stake here people.”
“So if you see a socialist in your neighbourhood,” he continues. “Or a group of socialists – as they tend to congregate in gangs, maybe they’ll be playing basketball or some other degenerate pursuit – don’t hestitate to do your pariotic duty and string them up from the nearest tree!”
At this point the Klansman fails to inform the audience how they are to spot a potential socialist without first interrogating the suspect to discover if he or she holds left-wing political views.
A group of socialists plotting to overthrow the US
The spokesman also warns Americans to be vigilant against non-socialists who have “collaborated” with the enemy in allowing a socialist take-over of the United States. As he explains:
“The might not be socialists themselves, in fact they might look just like me and you, politically-speaking, yet these commie lovers have sold our country down the river out of a dispicable sense of ‘political correctness’.
“You know the kind I’m talking about, those in the liberal media and Hollywood who believe ‘oh socialists have been discriminated against for years, maybe it’s their turn to run the country now’….well I’ll tell yall why they’ve been discriminated against – because they’re goddam socialists! What other reason do you need?”
He then went on to caution all “freedom loving Americans” about a socialist retaliation to their lynching campaign: “Something like a Million Marxist March is a possibility so we have to be ready to nip anything like that in the bud…
“Socialism is a great evil and must be opposed at all costs. Yeah, socialists may be good dancers and probably make better athletes but they are morally weak and certainly cannot run a country. Not our country anyway.
“So if you want to make a klontribution, join the klonversation on our klatrooms at www.klinternet.com. Klank you.”
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