‘Wigger’ Protests Against Chinese Government Spill Into Violence
Posted on | July 10, 2009
Vanilla Ice, spokesdude for the World Wigger
Congress.
Violence in China’s northern region of Hepjiang has left at least 500 people critically injured, according to state media.
Several hundred people were arrested yesterday after a protest in the city of Urbanqi descended into violence.
Beijing claims Wigger students went on the rampage in the city centre – however one exiled Wigger leader says it began when the authorities fired on the protesters.
The protest was reportedly prompted by a bad-tempered dance off between Wiggers and their Han Chinese neighbours in northern China last month.
Eyewitnesses say the violence started on Wednesday in Urbanqi after a demonstration by several hundred black-wannabe whites grew to more than 2000.
According to the government they were carrying weapons, including bricks and batons. State police claim a number protesters pointed guns turned on their side like Snoop Dogg at any Chinese they encountered.
Most of the disturbances are reported to have taken place in the city centre, around Rakim Square.
The violence has not arrived out of the blue. Its root cause is the ethnic tension between the immigrant Wiggers and the native Han Chinese.
This stretches back to the 1940s when thousands of ‘hipsters’ fled the US and Western Europe to the northern Chinese region of Hepjiang where they could be free to live their their chosen lifestyle in peace.
Their new homeland became part of the People’s Republic of China after the 1949 revolution, however Hepjiang was designated an autonomous region due to the fact that the majority of the population at the time was white negro.
The hipsters’ descendants, the wiggers, claim this autonomy is a sham, and calls for complete separation has intensified in recent years, particularly as the Chinese population of Hepjiang has increased.
Hip hop is central to the life and identity of the Wiggers, and another major grievance toward the Chinese government is the restrictions it has imposed on the Wiggers’ brand of watered-down rap culture.
They point to the fact that the number of rap clubs in Hepjiang since the mid-90s has almost halved in the intervening years.
Children under the age of 18 are not permitted to drop rhymes or beat-box and Wiggers are banned from wearing their traditional Tommy Hilfiger attire in public.
This week’s violence has been blamed on separatist Wiggers based in the West, who, Beijing claims, have orchestrated the uprising against the authorities.
Vanilla Ice, chairman of the World Wigger Congress (WWC) in Los Angeles, disputes such reports:
“Listen up dawgs, Wednesday’s protest was peaceful, and would stayed that way if ma homies hadn’t fallen victim to state violence ‘n’ shit. The poleece fired indiscriminately on Wiggers for real, yo.”
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