World Cup 2010: FIFA Expel Japanese Midfielder Honda In ‘Ambush Marketing’ Ploy
Footballer Keisuke Honda (right) has been controversially sent home from the World Cup in what FIFA have described as “a grossly vile attempt by the player at scoring an advantage for his nameske company”. The 24-year old midfielder’s expulsion comes after attempts by football’s governing body and the Japanese FA to work out a compromise [...]
World Cup 2010: 85th Minute Kaka Flush Fails To Scutter Brazil
Despite the sending off classy Brazil proved they are the shit. Brazil 3 – 1 Côte d’Ivoire In the bowels of Soccer City last night Brazil booked their place in the second round of the World Cup after a comfortable, if uninspiring, win over Ivory Coast. Despite Kaka’s controversial sending off the Samba Boys had [...]
Barry Chuckle’s Corpse Exhumed To Confirm Death
Barry ‘Chuckle’ Elliott OBE shortly before his passing in 2008. The body of Barry Chuckle has been exhumed today amid what the Chuckle family have called “horribly upsetting rumours” about the comedian being alive and well. Rumours surfaced this week in the British Sun, claiming that Barry was in fact refuting claims he had passed [...]
Jedward Cancel Israeli Concert In Flotilla Deaths Protest
Pop stars John and Edward Grimes have pulled out of a concert in Israel due to what they descibed as “concerns over the Israeli-Palestinian conflict”. The twin brothers, together known as ‘Jedward’, were due to perform later this summer in Tel Aviv, but have cancelled in the wake of last week’s attack on the Gaza-bound [...]
Weapons, Drugs, Other Cool Shit Seized In Kildare
Holy shit! Look at that! Gardaí investigating a criminal gang have seized two loaded rocket launchers, six pump-action shotguns, €500,000-worth of cocaine and loads of other deadly shit in a warehouse in Co. Kildare. The sight of the top-of-the-range weaponry and class-A drugs provoked gasps of awe in the officers who discovered the illicit treasure [...]
