Obama Ruthlessly Crushes Dissent With Inspirational Speech
Articulate autocrat Barack Obama Facing anger over the corporate bonus scandals and scepticism over his ballooning budget, US President Barack Obama today used his favoured ‘rousing rhetoric’ method to forcefully quash opposition to his economic stimulus plan. Mr Obama was answering questions submitted to the White House website by Americans as part of his efforts [...]
One-Man PD Party Merges With Fine Gael
The Progressive Democrats (left) The PDs have finally ended speculation today about their future as a political entity with the announcement of their merger with Fine Gael. The amalgamation of 25,000-strong Fine Gael party with the one-man Progressive Democrats had been underway for a number of weeks. The general election of 2007 saw the PDs [...]
Clifford Plans To Send Cameras To Heaven To Film ‘Jade: The Afterlife’
Senator Calls For Abolition of Eoghan Harris
Biggest picture of Eoghan Harris we could find. Eoghan Harris is “excessive, undemocratic and unrepresentative of the views of Irish people” and is in urgent need of abolition, according to his fellow Senator John-Joe O’Doolan. The veteran independent has tabled a motion for debate in the Upper House this week calling on the government to [...]
Alcos From Around The Globe Congregate In Alcos’ Mecca
Anti-Government Violence Explodes At TV Model Auditions
Authorities fight the destruction caused by fame-seeking fundamentalists. Three people were killed and hundreds more injured today after anti-government activists attacked police as they waited to audition for reality TV show America’s Next Top Model in New York. Thousands of fame-addicted narcissists were lined up outside Manhattan’s Park Central hotel in the hope of selection [...]
Cowen Attacked by Foul-Mouthed Zombie
Timberlake Arrested After Taking Michael Jackson Plagiarism Too Far
Suicide Bomber Kills 1 In Pakistan
Peshawar, hours after the attack A suicide bomber has killed 1 person and injured no one else in an attack on a malfunctioning laptop in Pakistan. It occurred in the outskirts of Peshawar, the capital of the North-West Frontier Province. Located close to the border with Afghanistan, there is widespread support among the people for [...]
Chinese Businessman Says Refusal To Pay Chinese Escort ‘Patriotism’
Dublin’s Radisson SAS Royal, where the ‘transaction’ took place A Chinese man, who availed of a Chinese escort while staying at a Dublin hotel last week, says “as a patriot” he will not pay for the service. The 22-year old escort, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is herself originally from Hong Kong. She [...]
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