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Britain Bans ‘God Hates Fags’ Anti-Smoking Preacher

Rev Holdall’s message to Britain An anti-smoking Christian preacher and his entourage have been barred from entering Britain. Reverend Terry Holdall, founder of the Jondha Baptist Church in New Hempshire, was going to the UK to protest a performance of the play The Laramie Tragedy which dramatises the brutal suppression of the Laramie Tobacco company [...]

Cowen Denies Knowledge of Financial ‘Golden Shower’

Did he try to cover it up? In a heated exchange in the Dáil this morning, Taoiseach Brian Cowen refused to divulge the identities behind the so-called ‘Golden Shower’ investors in Anglo-Irish Bank. Despite all the angry shouting and overlapping denunciations from the opposition benches, Mr Cowen reiterated his non-involvement in such “monetary micturation”. He [...]

Irish Interest In Some EU Yoke ‘Very Low’

EU headquarters in Strasbourg… no wait that’s Brussels! Ah wherever the fuck it is. A survey has revealed that awareness of a Europe-wide phone thingy in Ireland is among the lowest in the EU. Apparently only 9% of Irish people said they knew of this bullshit thingamajig’s existence, ranking us near bottom of all EU [...]

Bus Gets Haircut

Opinion: This Government Must Be Stopped Before It Is Too Late

Yes, they may laugh now, but they won’t be laughing when they have no mouths. As economic Armageddon rages on and we stumble about confusedly like a puppy being made to dance on its hind legs by a bold child, there has been a sudden realisation across the board regarding the present government that has [...]

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