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Writer, Politician and British Spy Conor Cruise O’Brien Dies

Controversy As Lohan Refers To First ‘Rapper’ President

Delinquent actress Lindsey Lohan yesterday referred to President-elect Barack Obama as America’s “first rapper president”, using the outdated and offensive-to-white-people term during a TV interview. Describing her experience on election day on the show Excess Hollywood, the ‘actress’ said: “It was really, like, exciting and stuff, you know? It’s an amazing feeling to have our [...]

Performance Artist Sentenced To 16 Years Imprisonment

Reduce Living Standards, Says Lenihan From Dumpster

Finance minister Brian Lenihan this morning called on the Irish public “to reduce their living standards” – from a dumpster on the grounds of Leinster House. Interviewed on RTÉ News, Mr Lenihan said that, in the wake of further downturns in the public finances, Irish people are now living “well beyond their means” and must [...]

Stephen Ireland To Change His Name To ‘Stephen England’

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