Moriarty Tribunal To Reconvene For Digging Up And Lynching Of Haughey’s Corpse
The long-running Moriarty Tribunal, which last met in May of this year, will reconvene in 2009 for a ‘symbolic’ punishment of ex-Taoiseach Charles Haughey. The public inquiry was established in 1997 to investigate payments to prominent political figures but was never able to fully sentence Mr Haughey due to his death in 2006. Current Taoiseach [...]
Depp To Chair Saudi-Pirate Negotiations
Leaked Jurassic Park 4 Script Upsets Ocean Family
Billy Ocean, who had intended to play the Billy Ocean clones himself. A leaked script for the latest film in the Jurassic Park franchise has caused upset to the family of the late R’n’B singer Billy Ocean, Gubuwire can reveal. The new script sees a team gynecologists visit an island theme park which has been [...]
Obama, Biden Celebrate Victory With Sexually Charged Tango
Movie Review: A Dark Knight’s Tale Had A Number Of Men Dressed Strangely …by Monsignor Flint Corrigan
I must confess I don’t recall the protagonist being lynched in the film but here’s a picture anyway. Ah well, back to the grindstone as it were. The Lord doth truly work in mysterious ways. Here I am at 98-years of age, reviewing newly released movie pictures for the first time in over 20 years! [...]
