Adams Shock Appointment To Portsmouth Job
In a move that will surprise many Gerry Adams has been named the new manager of Portsmouth football club following the departure of Harry Redknapp to Tottenham Hotspur. Asked to comment the board confirmed that they had initially intended to appoint Tony Adams however they were worried that the former England and Arsenal defender might [...]
Obama Takes Campaign Break To Visit Sick Terrorist Uncle
Democratic candidate Barack Obama is taking a break from his presidential campaign to be with his 64-year old terrorist uncle who has fallen ill, his aides revealed today. Director of propaganda for Mr Obama Robert Gibbs said the health of veteran Mujahideen activist Ayub Obama had deteriorated to a “very serious level”. The Illinois Senator [...]
MTV Exposed As Al Qaeda Front
Television viewers across the world are reeling from the news that MTV, the long-running US popular music channel, is a front organisation for the Al Qaeda terrorist network. The shocking truth behind MTV (Music Tele-Vision) came out after its entire board of directors, as well as some its largest shareholders, were arrested by the Federal [...]
Irish Officer Abducted By Evil Cardassians, Accused Of Espionage
Miles O’Brien: abducted, racist BAJOR – Efforts are underway to secure the immediate release of an Irish citizen currently being held in custody by the antagonistic and untrustworthy Cardassian Union. Miles O’Brien, Chief of Operations aboard space station Deep Space Nine, is accused of aiding and committing espionage on behalf of Federation separatists the Maquis. [...]
Bush Steps Up “War On Recession”
US President George Bush has spoke of his “determination” to continue with his so-called War on Recession in the wake of what he described as the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression “back in the olden days.” This is despite the fact the US House of Representatives on Monday had rejected the $700bn package [...]
