US Court Overturns Ban On Acid-Filled Super Soakers
Under the ruling, super soakers filled with acid such as these can be legally held in a private individual’s home The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled unconstitutional a ban on pressurised water pistols filled with hydrochloric acid in Washington DC. The sitting judges, in a 6-3 decision, upheld a lower court ruling [...]
MBE For Eastenders’ Wellard On Queen’s Birthday Honours List
Whistle-Blowers Battle It Out For Golden Whistle Award
The much sought after ‘golden whistle’. Whistle-blowing – the phenomenon whereby the lies and corruption of governments the world over are uncovered by ex civil servants – has taken a strange and unexpected turn. In the hope of finding the world’s best whistle-blower, Wembley Stadium will next week stage the first World Whistle-Blowing Championships. Randy [...]
Retraction… Sir Anthony O’Reilly
Sir Anthony O’Reilly – not a serial killer On Wednesday 1 August 2007, Gubuwire posted an article claiming we had procured evidence conclusively proving that CEO of Independent News and Media (Sir) Anthony O’Reilly was responsible for the disappearance of over 50 women in the Republic of Ireland over the last 25 years. This has [...]
Man Pleads Guilty To Murdering Kebab
A man with a self-confessed love of döner kebabs faces a fine and community service work for “murdering into” one of the popular Turkish dishes in an appallingly disgusting manner on a Dublin city street in the early hours of Sunday May 20th. Willo McCauley (aged 38) of Lilo’s Lane, Blackguardstown pleaded guilty to horrifically [...]
Colombian Rebels Release Hostage ‘Blooper’ Video
Sigifredo Lopez tries not to ‘corpse’ during the video message Colombian guerrilla group FARCE have released a video showing a leading politician they have been holding hostage hilariously fluff his lines in a filmed message to the government. It is unknown when this ‘blooper’ video was filmed but it was broadcast on Colombian television for [...]
Chad-Bound Troops Begin Legal Proceedings For ‘Pre-Traumatic Stress’ Syndrome
Willie O’Dea – not a happy chappy The Irish High Court is set for another high profile Irish Military compensation case after a startling new report from the Department of Defence was published last week. It reveals that 65% of Irish soldiers in the Permanent Defence Forces who were due to join the mission to [...]
Wasted Nicholson Rolls, Smokes Pot-Pourri Joint
European Leaders Decide “To Call It Quits”
The Maginot line: It’s back baby! BRUSSELS – Government chiefs from EU countries met yesterday in what is widely expected to be one of the EU’s final summits. It is believed that a press conference scheduled for later today will be used to formally announce the complete dissolution of the 27 member bloc, in the [...]
Californian Heteros Win Right To Gay Marriage
A straight couple exchange vows in LA’s Bodyheat gay club yesterday Hundreds of heterosexual couples in California are taking advantage of their newly-won legal right to have a gay marriage. Gay marriage licenses became available to Californian opposite-sex couples from 8am yesterday morning, the first time an American state has made such a ruling. A [...]
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