Immigrants Will Out-Number Irish 100-1 In Less Than Ten Years Claims Taxi Driver
Dublin taxi driver Patrick ‘Whacker’ Molloy (53) and self appointed immigration expert has issued a shocking warning to the Irish government today – a government he claims are “a bunch of thicks”. He calculates that Irish people will become a 100-1 minority in their own country in less than ten years and that in a [...]
Dublin Fashion Student To Go On Gap Year
Student Danielle Crowley (19) has spoken of her excitement at her upcoming trip to San Francisco to work in that city’s world famous Gap clothing outlet. “I woke up this morning, and I was like, ohmigod – I can’t believe it’s only two days before I leave, I’m, like, so looking forward to it, y’know? [...]
Harney Leaves Dáil Toilet Unusable
FF Top Latest Poll Despite Cowen’s ‘Mass Murder’ Admission
The latest MRBI/Gallop/Boylesports opinion poll published in yesterday’s Irish Times reveals that Fianna Fáil still have a commanding lead over their opposition rivals in terms of public support. This vote of confidence for the government parties comes just days after Minister for Finance Brian Cowen was clearly heard saying the government had a planned policy [...]
Gormley Gives Backing To Political Climate Change Movement
Minister for the Environment John Gormley has given his support for a major new initiative seeking to focus attention on highlighting political climate change in Ireland. The Green Party leader told a launch meeting this weekend in Trinity College, Dublin, that the reality of political climate change could no longer be disputed. “You can see [...]
Robbie Keane Interviewed
Robbie, how art thou? RK. What? I don’t understand what you just said. Sorry, how are you? RK. What? I don’t understand what you just said. Eh… what’s your take on the imminent sacking of Steve Staunton from the Irish managerial position? RK. Steve’s a good lad, and I think he should be given some [...]
Property: Cosy Condos Have Tardis-Effect Interior Stylings
Bray: from €595,000 Apartments are on sale in Co Wicklow at the Wendyswood development, located a mere 2km south of Bray Village. These compacto-condos will be sure to attract Dupes (Dublin Urban Professional Escaping to Sticks) by the hundreds, especially those already adjusted to five-hour a day commuting lifestyles. The complex is built on the [...]
Ireland Tops List of Most ‘Irish’ Countries
A typical ‘Irish’ setting now commonly found in Ireland Ireland is the world’s Irish-est country and is seen as a Gaelic land where everything seems geared toward the ‘craic’ according to the new edition of the Planet Paddy Greenlist 2008. The book, which is in its second or third year, recommends the best Irish destinations [...]
Staunton Sacked By Own Family
French Government Purchase Definite Article From The Ukraine
Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko arrived in Paris today to finalise the controversial sale of his country’s definite article to the French government. It is believed the ‘the’ in ‘the Ukraine’ has cost the French treasury in the region of €400 million. As of 12.00pm today the country of ‘France’ will officially be known as ‘the [...]
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